A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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One time i was sitting down

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Anti Joke

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