- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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