Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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