- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

nice tits.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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