whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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