Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

a man is running away

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Joesph Triphook.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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