The Game.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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