If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Xzibit

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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