- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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