- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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