- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white? A fridge

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

spell backwards: taco cat

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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