- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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