- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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