- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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