- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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