- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Nah

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Invisible Children Foundation.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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