Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

a skinny sumo wrestler

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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