Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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