What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Do you like apples? Yes

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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