- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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