An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Sex education in Texas.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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