- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Stop procrastinating.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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