Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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