Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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belly button

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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