- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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