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whats polish and black a polish black person

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

George Bush.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.