this is not a drill.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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