- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

My wife made me a sandwich

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

honest politician

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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