Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A black man has a job.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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womens rights.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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