Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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So I was walking down the road today

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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