- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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