- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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