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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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