Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

My name is Jeff

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Charles Manson is innocent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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