- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Why did the

Happy Monday!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Koalas mum is a slut

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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