- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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