what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Llamaworm

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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baloney sandwich

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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PEANIS!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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