What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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