Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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ass.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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