Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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kennah campion... being nice

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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