How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Stealth baseballs record

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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