Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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I shot a bitch.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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