Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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I shot a bitch.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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