:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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im at school

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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