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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Bob Saget

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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My mom

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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People with cancer.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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