Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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H o m o comes out as homo

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Your Mother

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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womens rights

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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