- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

girls basketball

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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