How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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