What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock knock

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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