- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A woman walks into a bar.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's two plus two? Window

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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