- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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