Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Women's rights...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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