A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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