Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Women's Rights

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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An Aisian failed a test

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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