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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What? Why?

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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