- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Refrigerator

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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