What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Bark I'm a tree

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Me Neither.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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