You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whos district champs not JM

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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