(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

I once did something.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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