- Anti Joke

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

guest what i love pancakes

How would you rule?

Good afternoon.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

This is not a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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