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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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