whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Im taking a shit right now.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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