What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Bark I'm a tree

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Me Neither.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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