Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Sixty... eight

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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