You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

whats 2+2? 4

knock knock no ones home

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