- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

book 'em danno

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

the holocaust

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Internet Explorer

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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