- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Its true, he didnt write that!!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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