- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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