- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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