What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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BOTTOM!!!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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a ab

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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knock knock who's there ?

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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