This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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oh hai

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Anti Joke

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