How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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hey, my names mark.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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