why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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