- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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