- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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