Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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don't just stand there

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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